well jesus christ i go to this video of barad-dur falling to take screenshots
and now i’m sad
UGH SAURON YOUR LIFE SUCKS
i mean yeah he’s kind of a shithead and all but it’s just so sad to watch him fail rn
after he clawed his way up to power, degraded himself and turned into a televangelist, fell, and returned from the dead
which actually if you think about it, he was doing pretty fucking well for having like, all his power all the way in bumfuck nowhere and he still got an army and a tower and some other cool shit
but honestly not guarding the mountain was a bad idea, like bro YOU ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THIS ENTIRE LEGENDARIUM WHY DIDN’T YOU USE YOUR NOGGIN
this has been a rant; if you’re a future employer, please call to let me know i’m fired.