❒ single
❒ taken
✔ currently being seduced into evil

well jesus christ i go to this video of barad-dur falling to take screenshots

and now i’m sad

like 

UGH SAURON YOUR LIFE SUCKS

i mean yeah he’s kind of a shithead and all but it’s just so sad to watch  him fail rn

after he clawed his way up to power, degraded himself and turned into a televangelist, fell, and returned from the dead

which actually if you think about it, he was doing pretty fucking well for having like, all his power all the way in bumfuck nowhere and he still got an army and a tower and some other cool shit

but honestly not guarding the mountain was a bad idea, like bro YOU ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THIS ENTIRE LEGENDARIUM WHY DIDN’T YOU USE YOUR NOGGIN

this has been a rant; if you’re a future employer, please call to let me know i’m fired.

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